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Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup to Compete With Starbucks

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ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that all hot or cold pressed covfefe sold from their storefronts in the month of December will come in cups emblazoned with the words, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" on them. The...
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Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

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"We've angered them by taking away one of the 2.3 million retailers who bombard consumers with Christmas.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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