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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Area Moron Turns Off 24/7 Uranium One Coverage, Explains Why Trump Is Right: Everyone Except Fox News Is Fake

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and his hometown's favorite moron, Jethro Bohiggins,...

Prospective Immigrant Shows Off Two English Words He Learned Just For Stephen Miller

This prospective Syrian immigrant doesn't speak a lot of English just yet, but he speaks just enough for his point to come shining through.

Man Who Was Outraged by Obama’s Taupe Suit Loves Trump’s CNN GIF

A right-wing podcast host and Facebook page owner waxes philosophical about Trump's anti-CNN animated GIF he tweeted over the weekend.

Vegas Bookies: CNN 7 Million to 1 Favorites Against 71-Year Old Orange Tub of Lard in Real Wrestling Match

The people in charge of making odds in Las Vegas have given President Trump astronomical odds to overcome in a hypothetical wrestling match with CNN.

Obama Volunteers To Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner To ‘Show Him How Real Presidents Take Criticism’

If President Trump just doesn't feel like doing the White House Correspondents Dinner, there's one guy with experience who could fill in.

Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate

After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.

Donald Trump Demands ‘Non-Stop Oral’ For CNN Debate Appearance

Not only does he want five million bucks, Donald Trump wants something a lot more personal to appear at the next CNN debate.

America’s Greatest Chicken Hawk Still Totally Proud of Illegal, Pointless War

Dick Cheney gives zero effs about what your opinion on the Iraq War.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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