Prospective Immigrant Shows Off Two English Words He Learned Just For Stephen Miller
This prospective Syrian immigrant doesn’t speak a lot of English just yet, but he speaks just enough for his point to come shining through. […]
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Man Who Was Outraged by Obama’s Taupe Suit Loves Trump’s CNN GIF
A right-wing podcast host and Facebook page owner waxes philosophical about Trump’s anti-CNN animated GIF he tweeted over the weekend. […]
Vegas Bookies: CNN 7 Million to 1 Favorites Against 71-Year Old Orange Tub of Lard in Real Wrestling Match
The people in charge of making odds in Las Vegas have given President Trump astronomical odds to overcome in a hypothetical wrestling match with CNN. […]
Obama Volunteers To Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner To ‘Show Him How Real Presidents Take Criticism’
If President Trump just doesn’t feel like doing the White House Correspondents Dinner, there’s one guy with experience who could fill in. […]
‘CNN Is Fake News!’ Screams Man Loading His Rifle While Entering Accused Pedophile Pizza Joint
A man claims CNN is fake news while getting ready to personally investigate a story that has been widely debunked as fake news. […]
Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate
After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime. […]
Donald Trump Demands ‘Non-Stop Oral’ For CNN Debate Appearance
Not only does he want five million bucks, Donald Trump wants something a lot more personal to appear at the next CNN debate. […]
America’s Greatest Chicken Hawk Still Totally Proud of Illegal, Pointless War
Dick Cheney gives zero effs about what your opinion on the Iraq War. […]
Pundits: Could The Guy With The Crazy Idea That ‘Rich People Are Doing Okay Enough’ Really Be Elected?
We asked three political pundits from three cable news networks to weigh-in on Bernie Sanders’ chances. […]