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Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate

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Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.
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Sleepy-Eyed Ben Carson Shows Up Two Days Late for CNN Debate

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You might have thought you saw Ben Carson at the CNN debate, but your eyes may have been fooling you.
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Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate

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After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.
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Another Republican Debate Drinking Game

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This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.
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Donald Trump Demands ‘Non-Stop Oral’ For CNN Debate Appearance

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Not only does he want five million bucks, Donald Trump wants something a lot more personal to appear at the next CNN debate.
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5 Predictions for Tonight’s GOP Debate You Can Take to the Bank

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Will Trump show off his new tattoo, or will Scott Walker dance a jig?
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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