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Sex Toys “R” Us Announces Record Profits And Dozens Of Openings

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BONE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Retail giant Sex Toys "R" Us has announced that they are not shutting down any stores, laying off any employees, or having any financial difficulties whatsoever. According to a conference call this morning, in fact,...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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