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Cliven Bundy
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Cliven Bundy Offers to Educate NFL Players on the Proper Ways to Protest
James Schlarmann
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September 27, 2017
When it comes to protesting the federal government, rancher Cliven Bundy thinks he may be able to give NFL players the tips they need.
MAGA News
Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America
James Schlarmann
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August 30, 2016
A man who pointed guns at federal agents believes Colin Kaepernick hates 'Murica.
Pew Pew!
Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie
James Schlarmann
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August 3, 2016
Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.
Pew Pew!
Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces
James Schlarmann
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February 18, 2016
The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.
MAGA News
Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile
James Schlarmann
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February 11, 2016
As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
Pew Pew!
Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life
James Schlarmann
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January 27, 2016
During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
MAGA News
Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter
James Schlarmann
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January 27, 2016
Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?
Pew Pew!
Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2016
One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.
MAGA News
Feds Deem Burns Building Takeover ‘Sexual Assault’
James Schlarmann
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January 4, 2016
A federal building takeover in Burns, Oregon is being given an eyebrow raising classification by government officials.
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James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2023
DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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U.S. Elections
Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2023
Arts & Entertainment
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
Health & Science
Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
LGTBQ+
Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023