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Cliven Bundy Offers to Educate NFL Players on the Proper Ways to Protest

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When it comes to protesting the federal government, rancher Cliven Bundy thinks he may be able to give NFL players the tips they need.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America

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A man who pointed guns at federal agents believes Colin Kaepernick hates 'Murica.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie

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Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces

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The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.
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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

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As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
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Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

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During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
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Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

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Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge

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One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.
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Feds Deem Burns Building Takeover ‘Sexual Assault’

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A federal building takeover in Burns, Oregon is being given an eyebrow raising classification by government officials.
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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