Tag: Climate Change
Trump Demands Schwarzenegger Help Extinguish Brushfires in ‘His Own Home Country’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the years, an undeniable lack of love has been witnessed ...
Mouth Breathing, Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump ...
Local Moron Doesn’t Understand Difference Between Climate and Weather
FARTKNOCKER FALLS, IDAHO — 52 year old Matt Ricci does not believe that climate ...
Trump Promises Entire Capital Will Be Converted To Renewable White Power
President-Elect Trump's plan to tackle climate change includes a return to using renewable white ...
Anonymous White House Staffer Says President Concerned First Lady ‘Only Blows Sometimes’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An anonymous, extremely highly placed contact within the Donald Trump administration ...
MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely screamed in people’s ...
Mother Earth Claims Credit For Threats On Scott Pruitt
THE MILKY WAY GALAXY — Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt is under heavy ...
Local Holocaust Denier Outraged To Find Out Trump’s A Climate Denier Too
MINE CAMP, WEST VIRGINIA — Chad Skeeter is a 37 year old white nationalist ...
National Weather Administration Will Rename Next Hurricane “Sherman”
After Harvey, Irma, and Jose all dissipate, a weather agency will rename the next ...
Trump Hopeful Tax Cuts For The One Percent Will Save Florida From Devastation of Hurricane Irma
With Hurricane Irma making landfall in Florida, President Donald Trump is hoping that if ...
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