Tag: Climate Change

Mouth Breathing, Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump ...

Local Moron Doesn’t Understand Difference Between Climate and Weather

FARTKNOCKER FALLS, IDAHO — 52 year old Matt Ricci does not believe that climate ...

Trump Promises Entire Capital Will Be Converted To Renewable White Power

President-Elect Trump's plan to tackle climate change includes a return to using renewable white ...

Anonymous White House Staffer Says President Concerned First Lady ‘Only Blows Sometimes’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An anonymous, extremely highly placed contact within the Donald Trump administration ...

MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely screamed in people’s ...

Mother Earth Claims Credit For Threats On Scott Pruitt

THE MILKY WAY GALAXY  — Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt is under heavy ...