WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After a defeat for his party in Virginia, and with another potential loss still in the offing over in New Jersey, alleged Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin is still not committed to passing more of President Joe...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Living fossil and televangelist Pat Robertson often speaks to God about what's going in the United States. In particular, Robertson will dialogue with God about natural disasters and weather phenomenon. Usually, God tells Robertson exactly...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the years, an undeniable lack of love has been witnessed between two celebrities-turned-Republican politicians: former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and current President Donald J. Trump. When Schwarzenegger took over hosting duties on Trump's reality competition...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins defended President Trump today from criticisms that he was unpresidential by mocking or "trolling" young climate activist Greta Thunberg. On Twitter, Mr. Trump made fun of Thunberg, who...
FARTKNOCKER FALLS, IDAHO -- 52 year old Matt Ricci does not believe that climate change poses "all that much a threat" to human existence, that it's "prolly a Chinese hoax," and that he's "sick to death of libtards ramming...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous, extremely highly placed contact within the Donald Trump administration has indicated that there is growing unease between the president and his First Lady.
"Look, we're talking, like, way bigly on the downlow here, okay? I...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely screamed in people's faces when they demand gun law reforms that the country doesn't need new, or stronger, gun laws. Instead, Bohiggins has insisted, America simply needed more...
THE MILKY WAY GALAXY -- Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt is under heavy fire from critics who claim he has wasted thousands, if not millions, in taxpayer dollars accruing unnecessary and inappropriate travel expenses. Pruitt's EPA has pushed...
MINE CAMP, WEST VIRGINIA -- Chad Skeeter is a 37 year old white nationalist who believes that the liberal Democrat agenda includes a systematic wiping out of his race, which he calls "white genocide."
Because of that deeply rooted belief,...
