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Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl XLIII Performance

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- With Super Bowl XLIII in the books, and his team once again world champions, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was asked as he exited the locker room last night what kept his spirits up during...

White House Requests Celebratory McNugget Dipping Sauce Lists from Rams and Patriots

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration sent a letter addressed to both the Los Angeles Rams and the New England Cheatriots, ahead of Super Bowl LII, from Mercedez-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. "Because it is literally impossible for us to know...

Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wielded the power her title affords her and rescinded the invitation to President Donald Trump for his 2019 State of the Union address. The Constitution merely states that the...
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Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”

Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought...
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