Clem O'Connell

The Political Garbage Chute

Sad Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months

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"It was like the worst case of blue balls, Fam."
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Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15

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When Clem O'Connell married his darling AR-15, he thought he'd be in for a lifetime of happiness. But his honeymoon turned quickly disastrous.
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Trumper Confused Where Paddock Got His Guns From Since Obama Took Them All

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Las Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock had an arsenal at his disposal. But one right-wing podcaster thinks Barack Obama might be to be blame.
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Trump Supporter Confused Why “Travel” Ban Didn’t Prevent Las Vegas Act of Terror

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After the deadliest mass shooting in American history in Las Vegas, one right-winger is very confused about it's implications for Trump's travel ban.
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Trump Supporter and Tabasco Lahren Agree: Only Welfare Taking Moochers Burn American Flags

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Tammy Lahren recently implied that only people on welfare burn the American flag in protest. On a popular conservative podcast, the host agreed.
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Trump Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders Aloud, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

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Tired of all the efforts to pull down Confederate statues, a Trump supporter goes to Germany for inspiration and is confused by what he doesn't see.
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Angry Trump Supporter Threatens NPR Reporter Who Quoted President Trump’s Inaugural Address

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When an NPR reporter started quoting from Trump's inaugural address, things got awkward for one of his most ardent supporters.
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OP-ED: Our Confederate Participation Monuments Need to Be A Safe Space from Liberal Cucks!

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According to the author of this op-ed piece, Confederate monuments being taken down is un-American, wrong, and hurts his fee-fees.
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Trump Voter On Delta Flight Explains Freedom Of Speech Doesn’t Cover Arabic

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HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell says he was on a flight recently that garnered some national buzz. This week, the story of a man being kicked off a Delta flight when, according to the man's story, passengers became upset...
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Man Who Calls Lincoln A ‘Tyrant’ Has No Issue With Trump’s Assassination Comments

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This guy thinks Trump's assassination jokes are totes hilarious.
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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