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The Amazing Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Fails to Prevent Area Woman’s Existential Crisis

PENSACOLA, FL -- A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 4th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to find enlightenment after purchasing the amazing and revolutionary Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. The popular consumer home...
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