Clarence Thomas

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Investigators Find Justice Thomas’ Pubes on Forged Electoral Certificates

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an attempt to keep defeated President Donald J. Trump in power beyond when the Constitution provided for his departure from office, a wide-ranging scheme was concocted, according to several published accounts. In the wake of...
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Justice Thomas: MS School Desegregating After Six-Decade Fight ‘Proves Racism Doesn’t Exist Anymore’

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A school in Mississippi has lost its 62-year legal battle and is desegregating.
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Justice Clarence Thomas Tries to Throw Himself into Scalia’s Casket

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Clarence Thomas tries to go meet Antonin Scalia's maker with him.
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LEGAL BEAT: Man Who Benefited From Federal Anti-Discrimination Laws Laments Having to Pay it Forward

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Clarence Thomas has a sad about the court having "made up its mind" on gay marriage already.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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