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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume

"Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?"
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Statue of General Sherman Blows Up Statue of Robert E. Lee

A statue of Union General William Tecumseh Sherman has been seen in Georgia, blowing up a statue of his old nemesis, General Lee.
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Trump Orders Statue of Confederate General Covfefe, Hero of Bowling Green, Be Left Intact

The president has issued an executive order protecting one statue erected in honor of a confederate general, and may issue more.
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Trump: “I Like Generals Who Were Traitors and Lost”

It's easy to understand why Trump is okay with confederate monuments and statues, once you realize the kinds of generals/racists he likes.
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President Trump Wants D.C. Memorial to Andrew Jackson’s Leadership During World War II

Only true historical scholars like President Donald Trump truly understand the permanent impact Andrew Jackson has on a daily basis on the American people.
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Historians Have Found Andrew Jackson’s Civil War Diary, and We Have an Exclusive First Look!

In a rare, historical scoop, the Civil War diary of former President Andrew Jackson has been discovered and the details might just surprise you!
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Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the Confederacy Great Again”

President Trump is already campaigning hard for re-election, just barely 100 days into his first term, and he's unveiling a new campaign slogan to boot.
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Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.
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Trump To Lay Wreath At Jefferson Davis’ Tomb, Honor Him As One of ‘America’s Greatest Presidents’

President Donald Trump will continue to honor curiously chosen Americans when he lays a wreath Jefferson Davis' tomb this summer.
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Trump To Sign Executive Order Declaring Civil War “A Tie” And Mar-A-Lago The Official Southern White House

Can Sub-President Trump rechristen his Florida compound as The Southern White House?
World News

Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes

One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within his home country.
Lifestyle

Other 49 States Considering Letting Texas Secede

Governmental representatives from 49 states met to discuss whether they care about Texas secession.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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