Civil War

Should We Do Civil War II Because a Horse Faced Lady Doesn’t Like How the First One Went?

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything. In fact, I'm quite fond of telling people, "I don't know shit." The older I get, the longer I live, the more I stay not-dead, the longer the...

MTG’s Attorney Says He Can Handle National Divorce For Her, Too

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at President Joe Biden because he chose today for a visit to Ukraine. In more than one tweet, Greene expressed her extreme displeasure with Biden, and proposed what she called a "national...

Trump Promised Rally Crowd: MAGA Will ‘Avenge General Lee and Actually Win the Next Civil War’

CONROE, TEXAS -- This weekend, one-term, twice permanently impeached, defeated former President Don Trump held a klanpaign rally in Texas, and he gave the pro-MAGA crowd everything they wanted. In a long-winded tirade, the former president lashed out at his...

Hawley, Cruz, and Paul Leave GOP and Start the “Lost Cause Party”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the mid-19th century, the United States of America splintered, and spent four bloody years fighting each other during the Civil War. At its core, the central conflict of the war was the continuance of the...

Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment inquiry. As most Americans know, however, the United States isn't a country made up of a government comprised of three wholly separate and equal branches...

Hannity: “If Trump Had Been President During the Civil War, We Would’ve Won It”

PHARDT CLOUD, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Sean Hannity told listeners of his radio show this morning that he believes President Donald J. Trump will "go down in the history books as one of the greatest wartime presidents...

Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States was the subject of an impeachment inquiry that ultimately led to an acquittal in the Senate after members of his own party in that congressional body agreed that a good trial is one...

Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States is currently the subject of an active impeachment inquiry. As most Americans know, however, the United States isn't a country made up of a government comprised of three wholly separate and equal branches...

Man Arrested for Public Defecation After Memorial Day Salute to the Confederacy

FORT BENEDICT, KENTUCKY  -- A man was arrested earlier this morning after someone alerted the police to his Memorial Day tribute to fallen Confederate soldiers. "At approximately 6:30 in the morning a witness out for their morning jog came upon...

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President Donald Trump said he'd be issuing a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom to Lee. Mr. Trump was put in the position to praise Lee because when...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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