VALLE DE MORMÓN RACISTACALVO, TEXAS -- According to those with firsthand knowledge of the situation, authorities are still desperately searching for a congressman who apparently was kidnapped by a gang of masked millennials identifying as members of a local...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A delegation of elected Republicans from the year 2003 appeared on the steps of the capitol rotunda this morning, demanding that they be given time to speak in both congressional chambers. Notably, some of the members...
