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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Economy

Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns

A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.
U.S. Politics

J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory

Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
U.S. Politics

Reince Priebus: GOP Hired Engineers To Fit All 180 Candidates on Debate Stage

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus says his party's re-engineered stage will fit all the myriad candidates for president they currently have.
U.S. Politics

Sarah Palin: ‘The Time Is Right, and Americans Are Just Dumb Enough to Elect Me!’

Sarah Palin gave a speech recently. She believes Americans are dumb enough to vote for her, and gave several reasons why.
U.S. Politics

Sen Ted Cruz: ‘Whether I Win or Not, My Bank Accounts Will’

At the first campaign stop of his 2016 presidential bid, Sen. Ted Cruz told reporters why he doesn't care if he wins or loses.
Money in Politics

Koch Industries- ‘We’re Just Looking For the Best Government Money Can Buy’

Money can't buy you everything; unless you're a Koch. Then, it pretty much can.
LGTBQ+

SCALIA: As Long as Gay People Are Corporations, They Can Get Married

The Supreme Court is going to decide on gay marriage this summer, and Justice Antonin Scalia may have possibly perhaps tipped his hand.

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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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