Cinco de Mayo

Greene and Boebert Blast Cinco De Mayo as ‘Reverse Racist’

"...it's very rude and disrespectful, the whole holiday. You can see it in the name. Sink-o the Mayos." The first and second least intelligent Republican congressional representatives held a joint press conference today and condemned any American who celebrates Cinco...

Trump Pledges 10,000 Flotation Devices to ‘Help the Mexicans Survive’ Cinco de Mayo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A perhaps confused President Trump began his day this morning by making what he later told aides he felt was a "bigly great gesture" toward Mexico. "Dear Mexico and Your Mexicans," Trump wrote in a letter to...

Betsy DeVos Doesn’t Celebrate Cinco de Mayo Because She’s ‘More of a Miracle Whip Gal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Several members of Donald Trump's presidential crime syndicate attended a Cinco de Mayo luncheon catered by Taco Bell today at the White House, but Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was not among them. Ms. DeVos was spotted...

White House Caters Cinco de Mayo Luncheon with Taco Bell

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration continued its recent trend of catering events at the White House using fast food restaurant items today. At a special luncheon held in the Rose Garden, attendees were treated to an assortment of...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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