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Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway and Vice President of Holy Trinity, Inc., did not mince any words today. "Joel Osteen? You want my feelings on Joel Osteen, the megachurch guy," Christ asked at a...

Bablyon Bee Drops All Pretense and Converts to Conservative Christian Mega-Church

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN --  The online satirical publication known as The Babylon Bee has decided to stop publishing fake news stories aimed at a decidedly conservative audience, and instead has registered as a church instead. Kyle Mann, the outlet's editor in...

At Easter Service, President Trump Tells First Lady He Feels Honored By ‘All These T’s Everywhere’

President Donald Trump attended Easter service and was touched and honored that the churches in town all put big T's out for him.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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