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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Trump Orders Poor Americans’ Bootstraps Shortened So One Percent’s Can Be Longer

If your poor, Republicans want you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, but Trump wants those bootstraps shortened a bit.

Navy SEAL William “Ryan” Owens To Receive Purple Prop Award From President Trump

William "Ryan" Owens, fallen Navy SEAL from the botched Yemeni raid, will get a new honor from Co-President Trump this week.

Trump Signs Executive Order Authorizing New, Alternative Constitution

After more than 200 years using the same one, President Donald Trump thinks it's time to shake things up and go with an alternative Constitution.

Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.

Trump Wants Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense

Can a literal billionaire fox really be the best one to watch over the country's hen houses? President-Elect Trump thinks so.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...