KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This week, Conservative America has been highly focused on what is being described in certain circles as the most egregious attacks in the left's long-running war on Christmas in quite some time, if not...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an official signing ceremony held in the Oval Office, President Joe Biden declared that for the next 365 days, "all holidays matter."
"Look here bub, I'm under direct orders by Lord Soros himself to attack Christmas...
CORNHOLE, TEXAS -- State Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (R-TX) filed paperwork in Texas this week, aiming to "outlaw any and all pagan rituals and holidays."
Thompaulsen's intent, he told Steve Bannon during a taping of Bannon's podcast, was to "protect and...
Everyone knows it's coming. The former president warned us -- only he could protect the most important day in the history of humanity from the savage attacks of liberals as they wage their very real War on Christmas. Yet, despite his...
Mike Lindell, CEO of MyPillow and its subsidiary, MyCrackPipe, can be accused of a whole host of things, but one thing no one can reasonably accuse him of is disloyalty to former President Don J. Trump. Despite being sued...
THE NORTH POLE -- In just 20 days, Kris Kringle, otherwise known as "Santa Claus," will make his annual trip around the world, delivering toys to all the good boys and girls. At a press conference from the North...
SEXXXY HEAVEN -- Horny Jesus Christ, the super-sexed-up version of the character from the bestselling fantasy fiction series "The Whore-y Bible," which is an edition of the Bible that features sexualized stories from the scripture, told the world today...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Supreme Court ruled last week, in a narrow, 5-4 decision that New York could not prohibit large religious gatherings in an attempt to fight the novel coronavirus.
Pushing the court to its decision was the...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The outgoing president's sons have sent urgent letters to, as one of them put it, "the most powerful man not named Vladimir Putin I know," begging him to give them a new presidential election...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, in an Oval Office signing ceremony attended by American Christian luminaries like David Duke and the Westboro Baptist Church, President Donald Trump ordered the word Hanukkah to be given one more additional "K."
According to sources...
