The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices of Holy Trinity, Inc. and confirming its provenance, we have decided to publish this letter, from the Actual Jesus, in its entirety.
Dear Kayleigh McEnany,
Hi! It's...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who also consider themselves fans of the Star Wars franchise not to invest themselves too heavily in the sci-fi space opera. Robertson specifically was concerned about a new...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning during a heavenly press conference, Jesus Hubert "Son of God" Christ says his cell phone has been "blowing up" lately with requests from several media outlets to comment on the American presidential...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who also consider themselves fans of the Star Wars franchise not to invest themselves too heavily in the sci-fi space opera. Robertson specifically was concerned about a new...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc. held a press conference and addressedm among other things, mass shootings in the United States. There have been more mass shootings than days thus far...
The editors of The Babylon Bee -- a Christian Dominionist publication that uses alleged humor and satire to deliver their content -- have begun an all-out war with venerable fact-checking website Snopes.
In the Internet Age, while many satirical outlets have been fact...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours just staring at maps of four states -- Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri. According to several sources close to the situation, Pence is in a...
Ushuaia, Argentina -- 24 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have been out of radio contact since late last week and are presumed to be dead, Not Really News has learned. The team, which was composed of amateur scientists...
BONTÉ FALLS, WEST VIRGINIA -- Researchers in West Virginia recently published the results of a study they conducted which they say proves Vice President Mike Pence "thinks about butt sex more than people having butt sex think about butt sex."
Dr....
In the 1980s, Kirk Cameron was one of the hottest young stars in Hollywood.
Cameron began starring on a network sitcom called "Growing Pains" in 1985 and almost overnight was turned into a teenage heartthrob. Kirk was peers at the...
