Tag: Christianity
Pat Robertson: “You Will Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus”
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God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”
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God Wonders How Joel Osteen Failed At Flood Response Because He’s a Christian
Televangelist Joel Osteen kept his megachurch shut to victims of Hurricane Harvey for a ...
Preacher Who Prayed With Trump Wakes Up With Third Degree Hand Burns
Reverend Malloy recently "laid hands" on President Trump, and has burns on his hands ...
California Democrats Mull Law Allowing Texas Christians to Be Denied Adoptions
In response to an anti-LGBT adoption law being pushed through the Texas legislature, California ...
Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture
Don't ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not ...
God Tells Michele Bachmann If The Anti-Christ Were Real He’d Be The ‘Narcissist You Voted For’
Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann and Larry "God" Schumway have very different opinions on what ...
God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity
God and his son Jesus "Hubert" are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves ...
God, Jesus Comment On Trump’s Budget: ‘Fuck That Un-Christian Pile Of Fucking Shit’
God and Jesus just got a look at the details behind Donald Trump's budget. ...
DeVos, Pence Want To Give Teachers The Freedom To Teach Their Classes In Tongues
Secretary of Education DeVos and Vice-President Mike Pence want to give teachers the ability ...
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