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Chris Christie Only Customer in Dunkin’ Donuts He Closed Due to ‘Health and Safety Concerns’

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Governor Chris Christie has a 15% approval rating, and getting caught in a doughnut shop he'd closed to the public probably won't help matters much.
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As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’

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Does the GOP have enough a-hole candidates left in the race?
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Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming

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Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
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Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’

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Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he's not afraid to make it known.
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Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate

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The CNBC GOP Debate has had a disastrous effect on Politifact's ratings needle.
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Trump 2016 Unveil’s New Post-Debate Slogan: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Trump 2016 is going whole hog on a new tactic.
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REPORT: Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated

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Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?
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Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’

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Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon?
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Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill

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Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama's mandatory vaccinations, even if they don't exist in reality?
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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