Chris Christie Only Customer in Dunkin’ Donuts He Closed Due to ‘Health and Safety Concerns’
Governor Chris Christie has a 15% approval rating, and getting caught in a doughnut shop he’d closed to the public probably won’t help matters much. […]
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As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’
Does the GOP have enough a-hole candidates left in the race? […]
Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio’s brain full of more talking points. […]
Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’
Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he’s not afraid to make it known. […]
Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate
The CNBC GOP Debate has had a disastrous effect on Politifact’s ratings needle. […]
Trump 2016 Unveil’s New Post-Debate Slogan: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Trump 2016 is going whole hog on a new tactic. […]
REPORT: Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated
Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison? […]
Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’
Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon? […]
Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill
Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama’s mandatory vaccinations, even if they don’t exist in reality? […]