Chris Christie

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Chris Christie Only Customer in Dunkin’ Donuts He Closed Due to ‘Health and Safety Concerns’

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Governor Chris Christie has a 15% approval rating, and getting caught in a doughnut shop he'd closed to the public probably won't help matters much.
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As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’

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Does the GOP have enough a-hole candidates left in the race?
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Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming

James Schlarmann -
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
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Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’

James Schlarmann -
Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he's not afraid to make it known.
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Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate

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The CNBC GOP Debate has had a disastrous effect on Politifact's ratings needle.
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Trump 2016 Unveil’s New Post-Debate Slogan: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

James Schlarmann -
Trump 2016 is going whole hog on a new tactic.
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REPORT: Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated

James Schlarmann -
Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?
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Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’

James Schlarmann -
Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon?
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Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill

James Schlarmann -
Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama's mandatory vaccinations, even if they don't exist in reality?
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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