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Chris Christie
The Political Garbage Chute
Chris Christie Only Customer in Dunkin’ Donuts He Closed Due to ‘Health and Safety Concerns’
James Schlarmann
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July 3, 2017
Governor Chris Christie has a 15% approval rating, and getting caught in a doughnut shop he'd closed to the public probably won't help matters much.
The Political Garbage Chute
As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’
James Schlarmann
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February 11, 2016
Does the GOP have enough a-hole candidates left in the race?
The Political Garbage Chute
Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2016
Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.
The Political Garbage Chute
Chris Christie in New Hampshire: ‘I Give a Shit Where Kids Shit’
James Schlarmann
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December 22, 2015
Chris Christie has an opinion about where kids relieve themselves, and he's not afraid to make it known.
The Political Garbage Chute
Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2015
The CNBC GOP Debate has had a disastrous effect on Politifact's ratings needle.
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump 2016 Unveil’s New Post-Debate Slogan: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
James Schlarmann
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August 7, 2015
Trump 2016 is going whole hog on a new tactic.
The Political Garbage Chute
REPORT: Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated
James Schlarmann
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February 9, 2015
Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?
The Political Garbage Chute
Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2015
Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon?
The Political Garbage Chute
Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill
James Schlarmann
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February 2, 2015
Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama's mandatory vaccinations, even if they don't exist in reality?
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Criminal Justice
James Schlarmann
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February 1, 2023
Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer
Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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Culture
DeSantis Orders February Removed from All School Calendars
James Schlarmann
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February 1, 2023
MAGA News
George Santos Announces Kitara Ravache Will Handle His Committee Assignments
James Schlarmann
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January 31, 2023
MAGA News
Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit
James Schlarmann
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January 30, 2023
MAGA News
MTG Vows to Show Baby Killing Dems She No Longer Believes Wild Conspiracy Theories
James Schlarmann
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January 30, 2023