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Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s

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Senator Ted Cruz has a new idea to try and help the federal government make a little dough while also simultaneously knocking science and education.
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Chick-Fil-A Offers to Move Headquarters to and Build 10,000 New Stores In North Carolina

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While many businesses have punished North Carolina for their anti-LGBT law, one is considering something else.
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Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit

Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) already has a healthy spate of investigations he's planning to conduct as chairman of the...
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