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President Declares ‘National McMergency’ Because He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at approximately 7:45 am a state of national emergency was declared by President Donald Trump, from within the president's residence. "No! Oh no! Oh my God no!...
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MTG Claims She Saw Leprechauns Planting Pots of Gold Near Southern Border

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told the House Subcommittee on Racist Nationalism today that while she was visiting the...
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