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Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite the rant during a recent edition of his no-award winning radio show and podcast, demanding to know why the Trump administration has refused to use...

Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite the rant during a recent edition of his no-award winning radio show and podcast, demanding to know why the Trump administration has refused to use...

Alex Jones’ Chem Trail Dealer Arrested

CORN PONE, TEXAS -- In a shocking and unforeseen turn of events, the man who has supplied right-wing provocateur Alex Jones with his chemtrail supply for years has been arrested and is awaiting arraignment in a Texas courtroom at...

Chemtrail Learning Center Expands Into Amusement Park

Seattle, WA -- The Washington State-based Evergreen Chemtrail Learning Center (ECLC) announced today that they plan on expanding its 4-year-old learning center to include amusement rides and other attractions. Opened in 2013 with the help of a sizable 25...

Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program

Washington D.C -- Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to an NBC news report today. The President is fulfilling a promise to end...

Conway Caught Freebasing Chemtrails In Tinfoil Tent, Ranting That Bowling Green Was An ‘Inside False Flag’

When her friends and colleagues recently staged an intervention, Kellyanne Conway was caught in a compromising position.
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Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union

Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse...
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