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Palpatine Declares Himself Chancellor With Millions of Votes Left to Count From Outer Rim

James Schlarmann -
CORUSCANT -- Naboo Senator Sheev Palpatine has declared himself the winner of the Republic's election, and says he is now the rightful Chancellor of the Senate. There's just one problem with that, though. There are still millions of votes...
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