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Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

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Planned Parenthood is considering a bold, admittedly extreme way of making a point about constitutional rights.
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David Daleiden Releases Video Showing Law Enforcement Destroying His Apartment With the Death Star

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David Daleiden shows the press an interesting new video he compiled.
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Carly Fiorina Tweets ‘Oops, J/K, LOL!’ After Planned Parenthood Sting Video Producers’ Indictment

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From her twitter account, Carly Fiorina sends message of apology for pushing the Planned Parenthood sting videos so hard.
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GoFundMe Set Up For Daleiden’s, Fiorina’s Sleeping Pills

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After the Planned Parenthood shooting, a crowd funding effort has begun to help Carly Fiorina and David Daleiden sleep at night.
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Out of Gravy, Carly Fiorina Uses Blood of Planned Parenthood Victims For Thanksgiving Leftovers

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When she found herself without gravy, Carly Fiorina conveniently found something else to smother her leftovers in.
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Ted Cruz Shouts ‘Fu*k Reality!’ as He Implies Colorado Springs Shooter is a Liberal

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Ted Cruz has some interesting thoughts as to the motives of the man who carried out the Planned Parenthood shooting.
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David Daleiden Having Hard Time Washing Blood of Colorado Springs Off His Hands

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David Daleiden says in the wake of the Colorado Springs shooting, he can't seem to wash all the blood off his hands.
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Carly Fiorina: I Know Where Luke Is In The New “Star Wars” Movie

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Does Carly Fiorina know something every Star Wars fan is dying to know?
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Carly Fiorina Tells Crowd She Once Delivered an 8-week Old Fetus AND IT LIVED!

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Carly Fiorina reminds an audience she loves the unborn AND tall tales.
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Benedict Arnold Award For Treachery Given to Carly Fiorina for ‘Selling Out Her Own Gender’

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Carly Fiorina won the top prize handed out by a conservative women's organization.
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