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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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CDC: Maybe Your Ten Year Old Needs to Get COVID and Stop Being a Pussy
When and how to safely re-open schools that have been closed or had their...
July 12, 2021
Science & Medicine
Conservatives Want Fauci Arrested for Changing His Views on Masks After Seeing New Data
This week, Buzzfeed and CNN published a trove of Dr. Anthony Fauci's emails thanks...
June 3, 2021
Science & Medicine
Fauci Suggests a Lobotomy Might Cure Rand Paul’s ‘Bullshit-itis’
"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might' because we have...
May 11, 2021
Science & Medicine
CDC Says Fully Vaccinated Politicians Can Safely Rim Wannabe Autocrats Again
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Many Americans are wondering when life can return to some version...
April 22, 2021
Science & Medicine
She Just Got Her GED, But She Knows Fauci Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About
"I wear this 45 hat everywhere I go for two reasons -- loyalty to Trump and to remind people that your IQ doesn't define how intelligent you am." - Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO)
April 19, 2021
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Fauci Warns Rand Paul With or Without a Mask, People Can Still Tell He’s a ‘Twat-Waffle’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing has become increasingly clear over the last year --...
March 18, 2021
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Vaccinated Bureaucrat Making Six Figure Income Has Thoughts on Your Kids Rushing Back to School
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Tom Thompaulsen (R-MT) is "sick and tired" of America's schools...
February 16, 2021
Science & Medicine
Man Growing Tired of Covid-19 Restrictions He Doesn’t Really Follow Anyway
LAKE IGNORANCE, MICHIGAN-- Gerald Ricci is sick to death of his town's local COVID-19...
December 16, 2020
Science & Medicine
CDC Releases New Urgent Guidelines for “Safe and Healthy” Circle Jerking
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued brand new, updated guidance...
August 11, 2020
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CDC Releases Study Using Demonic Semen, Alien DNA, and Unicorn Blood to Treat COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control published a highly-anticipated study on the...
August 3, 2020
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White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals...
July 16, 2020
Science & Medicine
CDC Warns Libertarians: There Is No Nerd Immunity from COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued an urgent warning to...
July 14, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
