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Tag: Capitalism
Trump: “Okay You Poor Little Shits, You Get Your Check. Now Go Die for Capitalism.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Microphones caught President Donald J. Trump in a hot mic situation ...
Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free
Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and ...
Trump Hints He May Renegotiate ‘That Santa Claus Thing’ Before Next Year’s Christmas
Trump and Santa Claus might be meeting to discuss the terms of the annual ...
Obama’s Socialist Takeover Shocker: U.S. Economy Adds 270k New Jobs In October
The October employment numbers are in, and Republicans do not like them, but not ...
Conservative Economics Student Explains Why The Poor Should Just Be Left to Die Off
One young capitalist thinks we should be playing some Social Darwinism with the poor.
Thousands in Deep Red State Come to See Democratic Socialist With No Chance to Win Election
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA — There are few states redder than Louisiana is. Citizens of the ...
Socialist Barack Obama’s Capitalist Economy Adds 295,000 Jobs, Unemployment Down to 5.5%
Republicans react to President Barack Obama's economy having another month with nearly 300,000 jobs ...
WalMart Announces Bump in Wages from ‘Sub-Sub-Poverty’ to ‘Plain Old Sub-Poverty’
Wal-Mart has decided to crow about raising their workers' average salaries from sub-sub-poverty rates ...
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