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NRA Congratulates California on Two Mass Shootings in Two Days

This week, California saw to two deadly mass shootings in two consecutive days. They mark the 38th and 39th mass shootings this year, though there have been fewer than thirty days that have elapsed thus far. In response to the...

Ben Shapiro’s Wife Volunteers Him to Dry Up California

Heavy rains in California have been battering the state off and on for over a week. The richest state in the nation has been pummeled to the point that Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) has issued a state of emergency...

Elder Blasts California Election Commission for ‘Brazenly Counting Votes’ Against Recall

MORONBERG, CALIFORNIA -- When it was all said and done, and after tens of millions of dollars were spent on his behalf, far-right talk show host Larry Elder would not be the next Governor of California. This, despite conservative...

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Dealer Endorses Randy Quaid in Newsom Recall

LAKE AMPHETAMINE, GEORGIA -- Bill "Peach Dick" Kusinphuchre is known in his part of rural Georgia as the "Crack Dealer to the Stars." Mainly, that's because for the last several years, he has been the exclusive crack provider to...

Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have use of the Army's bomb-sniffing dogs to help them "control or reduce their forest fires," he said. ALSO: Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a...

NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out The Rest of the Time

This week, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) seemed to put the kibosh on any more coronavirus stimulus packages. On the same day that updated unemployment figures showed more than 20 million people have lost their jobs as a...

He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald J. Trump lashed out at Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the State of California, and its governor Gavin Newsom. Trump is understandably in a...

Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald J. Trump lashed out at Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the State of California, and its governor Gavin Newsom. Trump is understandably in a...

Trump Tells President of California Newsom is an ‘Incompetent Idiot’ and ‘Responsible’ for Fire Situation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is no amount of love lost between Donald Trump and the State of California, and that is no big secret on Capitol Hill. In 2016, then-candidate Trump was smoked by Hillary Clinton, losing by nearly 30%,...

President Says California Fires Made Worse by ‘Windmills Making So Much Wind’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, who is also a noted scientist with published theories on the safety of looking right at a solar eclipse, told reporters today that in his estimation the multiple, deadly fires burning in California...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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