We Corrected All of Trump’s Lies in His Wall Street Journal Letter to the Editor

Yesterday, Rupert Murdoch's print version of Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, published a diatribe written by former, one term, twice forever impeached President Donald Trump, in its "Letters to the Editor" section, in response to a piece in the paper's...

Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction

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REPORT: First Day Of GOP Convention Depletes Their Shit Show’s Manure Supply For The Week

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CNN Constructs Silo to Store GOP Debate Bullshit

Ahead of tomorrow night's GOP Debate, CNN has taken big steps to prevent toxic bullshit seepage.
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