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Boy Scouts of America Moves Headquarters to Vatican City
James Schlarmann
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February 18, 2020
VATICAN CITY, THE VATICAN -- The Boy Scouts of America is filing for bankruptcy amid a spate of lawsuits filed against it, stemming from multiple allegations of sexual misconduct of varying degrees against their leadership at all levels. As...
The Political Garbage Chute
Televangelist Pat Robertson Warns God Will Destroy America if Scouts Let Girls Play With Boys
James Schlarmann
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October 15, 2017
"Thou shall not teach thine girls valuable life skills at the same time as boys in an extracurricular activity."
Religion
Pat Robertson Warns God Will Destroy America if Scouts Let Girls Play With Boys
James Schlarmann
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October 12, 2017
"Thou shall not teach thine girls valuable life skills at the same time as boys in an extracurricular activity."
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump Wants Boy Scouts to Maintain ‘Traditional Values’ and Treat Girls Like Future Sexual Conquests Instead
James Schlarmann
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October 12, 2017
"Back in my day, boys were raised to be men, and and girls were raised to be docile, willing sex slaves."
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump Leads Boy Scouts Chant of “F*ck that C**t” About Hillary
James Schlarmann
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July 25, 2017
After President Donald Trump spoke at their annual Jamboree, the Boy Scouts of American aren't apolitical anymore.
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James Schlarmann
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February 2, 2023
Punxsutawney Phil Tells Kari Lake She’ll Spend Four More Years Not Being Governor
This morning, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, awoke from his slumber, saw his shadow, and...
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Criminal Justice
Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer
James Schlarmann
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February 1, 2023
Culture
DeSantis Orders February Removed from All School Calendars
James Schlarmann
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February 1, 2023
MAGA News
George Santos Announces Kitara Ravache Will Handle His Committee Assignments
James Schlarmann
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January 31, 2023
MAGA News
Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit
James Schlarmann
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January 30, 2023