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Boy Scouts of America Moves Headquarters to Vatican City

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VATICAN CITY, THE VATICAN -- The Boy Scouts of America is filing for bankruptcy amid a spate of lawsuits filed against it, stemming from multiple allegations of sexual misconduct of varying degrees against their leadership at all levels. As...
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Televangelist Pat Robertson Warns God Will Destroy America if Scouts Let Girls Play With Boys

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"Thou shall not teach thine girls valuable life skills at the same time as boys in an extracurricular activity."
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Pat Robertson Warns God Will Destroy America if Scouts Let Girls Play With Boys

James Schlarmann -
"Thou shall not teach thine girls valuable life skills at the same time as boys in an extracurricular activity."
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Trump Wants Boy Scouts to Maintain ‘Traditional Values’ and Treat Girls Like Future Sexual Conquests Instead

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"Back in my day, boys were raised to be men, and and girls were raised to be docile, willing sex slaves."
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Trump Leads Boy Scouts Chant of “F*ck that C**t” About Hillary

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After President Donald Trump spoke at their annual Jamboree, the Boy Scouts of American aren't apolitical anymore.
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Punxsutawney Phil Tells Kari Lake She’ll Spend Four More Years Not Being Governor

This morning, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, awoke from his slumber, saw his shadow, and...
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