Bowling Green Massacre

For the First Time in Four Years, the President Will Not Honor Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of time between 2017 and 2021, Americans got used to their president making them aware of historical events that they may not have ever heard of, or that didn't actually happen. It was...

George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber

For this week's installment of Unreal History, we present the story of when George Washington rode into battle personally to end a violent and bloody conflict. But it's not Shay's Rebellion we're talking about. This is a story that...

Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  While his administration oversees the nation's response to Hurricane Florence battering the eastern seaboard, President Donald Trump isn't finished casting doubt on Hurricane Maria's official death toll from last year. Trump angered critics when he blamed...

Kellyanne Conway: Bowling Green Attackers Were Covfefe Immigrants

White House adviser Kellyanne Conway spins a new explanation for a baffling tweet about "Covfefe" from her boss, the Commander in Chief.

Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below Bowling Green, Kentucky

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his top advisers, directing her to have all the microwaves in the White House moved to a secret location in Kentucky. Mr. Trump told various members...

Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial

Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.

White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre Victims

During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.

The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre

One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.

Report: Tensions In Trump Call With Australia’s PM Were Result Of Language Barrier

The White House is now saying there was a very reasonable explanation for the tension between Trump and the prime minister of Australia.

Trump Signs Order Giving All Who Fell In Bowling Green Massacre Double Purple Hearts

The Bowling Green Massacre is forever burned in every good, clean, God-loving, ammo hoarding, conspiracy believing patriot's brain.
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