Kellyanne Conway: Bowling Green Attackers Were Covfefe Immigrants
White House adviser Kellyanne Conway spins a new explanation for a baffling tweet about “Covfefe” from her boss, the Commander in Chief. […]
Bowling Green Massacre
Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below Bowling Green, Kentucky
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his top advisers, directing her to have all the microwaves in the White House moved to a secret location in Kentucky. Mr. […]
Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial
Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre. […]
White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre Victims
During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air. […]
The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre
One man served during two of America’s most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story. […]
Report: Tensions In Trump Call With Australia’s PM Were Result Of Language Barrier
The White House is now saying there was a very reasonable explanation for the tension between Trump and the prime minister of Australia. […]
Trump Signs Order Giving All Who Fell In Bowling Green Massacre Double Purple Hearts
The Bowling Green Massacre is forever burned in every good, clean, God-loving, ammo hoarding, conspiracy believing patriot’s brain. […]