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Booger Eatin Ted
The Political Garbage Chute
Scientists Unable to Predict if Ted Cruz Can Evolve Past Booger-Eating Fascist Stage
James Schlarmann
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July 20, 2021
To say that Ted Cruz's political career is unique would be an understatement, given that he is -- at least as far as anyone knows -- the only booger-eating fascist currently serving in Congress. While there are certainly many...
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Culture
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2023
DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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U.S. Elections
Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2023
Arts & Entertainment
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
Health & Science
Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
LGTBQ+
Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
