“I Guess I’ll Just Have to Bomb Iran All By Myself!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visibly upset John Bolton was seen angrily leaving the White House this morning, having tendered his resignation at the request of President Donald Trump. Mr. Trump announced the personnel decision via Twitter, an obscure social...

Trump Supporter: “George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas Clearly Funded The Bombings Of George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins released a new video monologue this week, expounding on the recent spate of attempted bombings of prominent Democrats in which he laid out four theories for who...

Trump Says Democrats Can ‘Just Switch’ To Republicans and Not Get Bombed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, several suspicious packages containing devices that appeared to at the very least be designed to give the appearance of bombs were sent to prominent Democrats, and the sitting U.S. president told media outlets today...

Syrian Fetus Asks To Be Put In American Uterus So GOP Will Care About It Until It’s Born

A very young Syrian refugee wants out of its home country. But knows that America is weird right now, and it has a plan to get around that.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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