Bob Kraft

The Pastiche Post

Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated

James Schlarmann -
CHOWDER, MASSACHUSETTS -- A spokesperson for Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots football franchise, released the following statement just moments ago. Mr. Kraft was arrested in connection to a prostitution and sex trafficking ring in Florida, and...
The Political Garbage Chute

President Trump’s New Executive Order Declares The Patriots Super Bowl Winners ‘No Matter What Happens On The Field’

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To help out his dear friends, Trump has signed an executive order declaring the New England Patriots the winners of Super Bowl LI.
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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