WHISTLING DICK LAKE, FLORIDA -- 34-year-old Marcus Palumbo is a self-described "über patriot," and often tells his friends he "bleeds red, white, and blue." The Olympics are a special time for Palumbo, because he loves America so much, and...
In hindsight, sources close to the situation told us, it was bound to happen sooner later that the cat would get out of the bag, so to speak. Nevertheless, the fallout from the development could echo and reverberate throughout...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A walking, talking bowel movement took to the floor of the House of Representatives yesterday and delivered a long-winded speech. The subject of the anthropomorphized feces' soliloquy? The unfair treatment of insurrectionist MAGA nation patriots versus...
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- A night of civil unrest in Louisville unfolded yesterday after it was announced that no formal charges would be brought against any of the officers involved in the tragic shooting death of Breonna Taylor. Justice advocates...
BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern California, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributing racist Tammy Lahren has been working diligently and with very little rest on a new list of...
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to controversy, to put it lightly. His show isn't even new to advertiser boycotts. However, in the wake of the frozen food heir's recent commentary on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed Attorney General William Barr to file criminal charges against comedy icon Dave Chappelle. Trump is accusing the comedian of "slaying, murdering, and leaving for dead"...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an unarmed black suspect who died while a Minneapolis police officer knelt on his neck for more than eight minutes, have once more pushed the United States into an...
