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Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- What, exactly, is "Obamagate?" To be sure, it's something that King President Emperor Donald Trump is demanding the media pay attention to. He's brought it up several times in the last week, and has taken to tweeting...

Mark Meadows Named White House Grand Imperial Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that his loyal and faithful servant, Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney had left his royal court, and that Republican Congressman Mark Meadows would be taking over Mulvaney's duties. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236096307103707136 This morning, Trump announced that...

Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and offered to let her use the long form version of his birth certificate to print the articles of impeachment...

Man Files Freedom of Information Request for Donald Trump’s ‘Human Birth Certificate’

SAN NARANJA, CALIFORNIA -- A man in California has filed a request under the Freedom of Information Act for Donald Trump's "human birth certificate," according to court records. Phillip Q. Simpson says that he is unconvinced that Donald Trump is...

Obama Offers Trump His Birth Certificate in Exchange for Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly unforeseen development,the battle over releasing FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report on the 2016 presidential election has taken a turn, perhaps, for the unbelievable. At approximately 9:30 in the morning, a courier arrived...

Barack Obama To Live Tweet Trump’s State Of The Union

Mr. Obama is using this as a chance to work out some comedy material.

Obama Suing President Trump For Libel

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In court documents filed today, former President Barack Obama is suing current Kinda President Donald Trump for libel, stemming from the "years of racist rhetoric" about Obama's birth certificate that Trump participated in as one of...

Literal Piece Of Shit Considers Challenging Arpaio For AZ Senate Seate

GRIFFIN BEACH, ARIZONA -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the 85 year old controversial law enforcement official who was pardoned last year by President Donald Trump, has entered the race for retiring Senator Jeff Flake's (R) seat. Arpaio was convicted last...

Report: Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack Obama, his wife/transgender beard and Satan worshiping, deep fried food hating wife, Michelle, former Secretary Hillary Clinton, the disembodied ghost of Saul Alinksy, and George...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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