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On His 60th Birthday, Obama Finally Releases His Real Birth Certificate to Donald Trump

FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- He's been after it a long time. Friends say there's only one thing he's been more fixated on getting his hands on over the years, and since Ivanka won't let him close enough to try,...

Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and offered to let her use the long form version of his birth certificate to print the articles of impeachment...

Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack Obama, his wife/transgender beard and Satan worshiping, deep fried food hating wife, Michelle, former Secretary Hillary Clinton, the disembodied ghost of Saul Alinksy, and George...

Obama Offers Trump His Birth Certificate in Exchange for Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly unforeseen development,the battle over releasing FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report on the 2016 presidential election has taken a turn, perhaps, for the unbelievable. At approximately 9:30 in the morning, a courier arrived...

White House Cleaning Staff Accidentally Find Trump’s Russian Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A shocking development in the nation's capital today as White House cleaning staff reportedly discovered the long form birth certificate of President Donald J. Trump. Historically, this would not have posed any problems whatsoever for a white,...

FBI Files Reveal JFK Link to Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificates, and Order 66 to Wipe Out the Jedi

"I had no idea that George Soros had Obama created out of nothing but midichlorians."

Trump To Give Harvey Victims 20% of What He Offered for Obama’s American Birth Certificate

President Donald Trump clearly cares about the victims of Hurricane Harvey a full 20% as much as he cares about proving Obama's not an American.

Obama Offers To Trade Real Birth Certificate For Wire Tap Recordings

President Trump has been offered the material contained within Obama's wire tap but only if he hands over Obama's real birth certificate.

Trump Finds Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate In White House Vault

Co-President Donald Trump may have just cracked two cases that have been driving the sub-commander in chief batty for some time.
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

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