FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- He's been after it a long time. Friends say there's only one thing he's been more fixated on getting his hands on over the years, and since Ivanka won't let him close enough to try,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and offered to let her use the long form version of his birth certificate to print the articles of impeachment...
A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack Obama, his wife/transgender beard and Satan worshiping, deep fried food hating wife, Michelle, former Secretary Hillary Clinton, the disembodied ghost of Saul Alinksy, and George...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly unforeseen development,the battle over releasing FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report on the 2016 presidential election has taken a turn, perhaps, for the unbelievable. At approximately 9:30 in the morning, a courier arrived...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A shocking development in the nation's capital today as White House cleaning staff reportedly discovered the long form birth certificate of President Donald J. Trump.
Historically, this would not have posed any problems whatsoever for a white,...
