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Bill Clinton’s MasterClass Will Teach “Fingering the Right Person for the Job”

Last month, online adult education provider Masterclass announced that it had struck deals with two married and famous former politicians, who will each instruct their own classes on the site. Those who take former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's...

Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich Issue Scathing Rebuke of ‘Brazen, Blowie-Free’ Impeachment of Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald J. Trump became the third American man ever impeached by the House of Representatives. Two articles of impeachment -- one alleging he abused his power and another that he willfully obstructed the constitutional authority...

Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1998, Newt Gingrich was the Speaker of the House in the United States House of Representatives. A Republican, Gingrich was famously one of the loudest voices in congress pushing for a special prosecutor, investigation, impeachment, and...

Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not support the impeachment of President Donald Trump. Bohiggins has been consistently one of the loudest voices of support the president could count on from conservative...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has offered her services as attorney to President Donald Trump during any impeachment proceedings. "I called Donald today and I told him that with the mid-terms this coming...

Jeff Sessions Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ What Recusal Means

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered the Department of Justice to take yet another look at a 2010 deal that gave permission for a Russian company to take a 20% interest in uranium mined...

Conservative Commentator Wonders If Hillary Will Apologize Husband’s White House Farts

"Harvey Weinstein probably doesn't wanna end up on Killary's totally real, totally confirmed kill list."

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Obstruction Case Against Trump

If there was no voluntary, consensual oral involved, Clinton prosecutor Ken Starr says Donald Trump could not have obstructed justice.

Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in Comey Meetings Before He Supports Special Prosecutor

Ted Cruz knows the only way Trump telling Comey not to continue the FBI investigation into Mike Flynn was bad is if Trump was getting blown at the time.

Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and Converted Into a Landfill

President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block -- the Grand Canyon.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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