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You Won’t Believe The Diseases Essential Oils Have No Chance of Curing!

James Schlarmann -
Essential oils don't just make your room smell less like farts and more like farts and cedar wood. They are highly-potent, toxin killing, super-mega-ultra-tacobella-healthy for us. At least that's what some dude on a Facebook thread told me once...
The Political Garbage Chute

With Tom Marino Out, Trump Taps El Chapo for Drug Czar

James Schlarmann -
"Let's stop acting surprised every time I do something stupid."
The War on Drugs

North American Medical Marijuana Union Announces 4 Things Pot Cures With 100% Success Rates

James Schlarmann -
"This shit is pretty fucking hard to believe, to be totally goddamned honest."
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Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit

Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) already has a healthy spate of investigations he's planning to conduct as chairman of the...
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