The following is a reader-submitted editorial from Kevin Riccilumbo, a reader from New Fucnut, Connecticut. The views and opinions of reader editorials do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Pastiche Post, its ownership, or management. Nor of most...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans are voting today for who they think should be the President of the United States beginning next January. However, we already know that millions and millions of ballots have already been cast via mail. In...
Citizenry of America!
Rejoice! For your goodly King God Emperor, Donald John Trump I, has decreed that today shall be Election Day! Therefore, you are invited and encouraged to take part in the festivities! What other time in your life...
OLD BALLS, FLORIDA -- Addressing a rally for her father, held in a small city just a few miles south of Orlando, First Lady Ivanka Trump implored voters to "think about the kinds of hands behind the wheel" of...
