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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President

A woman who didn't think a black man could be president isn't so sure about Bernie Sanders, self-described democratic socialist.
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Trump Campaign Looking for Volunteer to be Shot

The Donald Trump campaign is looking to double-down on comments their candidate made about shooting someone and maintaining his lead in the polls.
U.S. Politics

Hillary Clinton Counting on Sanders Supporters to ‘Rally Around’ Her ‘Inevitability’

Hillary Clinton's campaign is hoping that supporters of her rival, Bernie Sanders, will eventually see her "inevitable" status and fall in line.
U.S. Politics

Local Republican Terrified He’ll Have to Blame Everything on Someone Other Than Obama After This Year

When President Obama leaves office next year, there will be a great many people like this man with lots of time on their hands.
U.S. Politics

Bernie Sanders Zealot and Hillary Clinton Acolyte Argue Over Who is More Annoying to Average Voters

Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton -- whose die-hard sycophants and annoy more average voters?
U.S. Politics

Nation Prepares to ‘Give a F**k’ About New New Hampshirite Political Opinions

The New Hampshire primaries are in full-swing, which means the nation is pretending to care about the Granite State.
U.S. Politics

We Asked These 2016 Presidential Candidates What They Wanted for Christmas

Find out what your favorite candidate wants for Christmas here!
U.S. Politics

10 Ted Cruz-Approved GOP Debate Questions

Ted Cruz put out a list of the only 50 debate questions he'd answer, and we have ten of the best for you.
U.S. Politics

Jim Webb Challenges Bernie Sanders to Arm Wrestle

Jim Webb is out of the presidential race for now, but that doesn't mean his competitive spirit has dulled.
Economy

Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns

A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.
U.S. Politics

Town Democrat ‘Really Impressed’ With Hillary Clinton’s Slick Mastery of Politics

One man says Hillary Clinton's slick, pre-packaged styling is much more important than substance and ideological consistency.
U.S. Politics

Mike Huckabee: Please Let Me Indian Give My Asian Joke!

Mike Huckabee would like to take back the Asian joke he made during the first televised Democratic debate.
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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