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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe

Donald Trump had an unexpected interruption at a recent rally, and handled it as only he could.

Hillary Clinton Quickly Walks Back Praise for Dubya’s Response to Katrina

Hillary Clinton has to apologize for another WTF-style comment.

Woman Who Was in Elementary School in the 60’s: Bernie Sanders’ Civil Rights Arrest ‘No Big Deal’

One Hillary supporter thinks Bernie Sanders being arrested as part of a civil rights protest is a big "whatever."

Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate

One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest.

Ignorant Voter Chides Jewish Man For Using Word Coined to Describe Poor Jewish Neighborhoods

The word ghetto was coined to describe Jewish neighborhoods in squalor; but not everyone knows that, obviously.

Billionaire Pats Money Pile Gently, Reading Super Tuesday Results

Super Tuesday's results gave one billionaire reason to cheer.

Bernie Sanders Sits Down With Hillary Clinton to ‘Show Her the Ropes’ of Political Revolution

Bernie Sanders sits down with Hillary to tutor her on political revolution.

Obama to Resign Presidency to Biden Who Will Nominate Him to Supreme Court

A newly leaked Obama memo may exposed a new conspiracy that right-wingers need to be aware of.

Billionaire Searching for Regular People to Buy Off to Buy Off Bernie Sanders

Can a super-wealthy man pay off Bernie Sanders supporters so they'll in-turn pay Sanders off?

Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate

One Republican's confused reaction to the last Democratic debate.

Martin O’Malley Temporarily Drowned-Out By Sound of Pin Drop at Pull-Out Presser

When Martin O'Malley quit the presidential race, a pin fell and his audience momentarily could not hear him speaking.

DNC Agrees to ‘Make Hillary Look Good’ on TV More

The DNC has agreed to help HIllary Clinton look good on TV a few more times.

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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