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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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U.S. Politics

DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee released a statement today, perhaps in an...
U.S. Politics

Pundits: Could The Guy With The Crazy Idea That ‘Rich People Are Doing Okay Enough’ Really Be Elected?

We asked three political pundits from three cable news networks to weigh-in on Bernie Sanders' chances.
U.S. Politics

5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders

Should you vote for Bernie Sanders? We have no clue. Seriously. We don't. It's up...
U.S. Politics

Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular

SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016...
U.S. Politics

Dear Grandpa and Mom: When Are You Two Going to Stop Fighting?

The following is an open letter submitted to this publication anonymously. We are reprinting...
U.S. Politics

POLL: Most Americans Hope Sanders and Warren Fans Remember How God Awful Trump Is

A new poll released this morning shows that the overwhelming majority of Americans aren't...
U.S. Politics

Bernie Sanders Withdraws From Primary in Order to Spend More Time With Remaining Vocal Cords

MIAMI, FLORIDA — Two-time Democratic nomination contender and man who shouts at strangers on...
U.S. Politics

Biden/Sanders to Form The Decibelcrat Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, NBC News hosted the second consecutive night of the...
The Democrats

DNC Wants Bernie Sanders to Take Blood Oath and Kiss Chair’s Ring Before Trying to Help the Party Win

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, several key outlets reported that Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT), has...
The Democrats

DNC Releases Memo on Hillary Clinton’s Letterhead Denying Any Improrpriety

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the Democratic National Committee attempted to quell some of the...
The Democrats

DNC Promises to Ram Hillary Clinton Book Onto Retailer Shelves Whether They Want It or Not

Hey did you know Hillary Clinton has a new book out? No? Well, don't worry. The DNC has promised to make sure you get a copy even if you don't want one.
U.S. Politics

Republican Horrified By Lack Of Dystopian Rhetoric In DNC Speeches

One Republican's issue with the 2016 DNC Speeches.
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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