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Ben Shapiro’s Wife Volunteers Him to Dry Up California

Heavy rains in California have been battering the state off and on for over a week. The richest state in the nation has been pummeled to the point that Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) has issued a state of emergency...

Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”

Ben Shapiro can't find his wife's clitoris, and most nights he absolutely refuses to do so. However, according to Mr. Shapiro, his wife is "totally and completely okay" with that. This is all according to the latest episode of...

Study Shows Ben Shapiro Thinks About Transgender People’s Genitals More Than Transgender People

If you are a transgender person, a new study from the National Institute of Looking Into Shit might interest you. According to the NILIS' chief resident researcher, Dr. Benson Hornaydieux, far right commentator Ben Shapiro very likely thinks about...

Back Off Ben Shapiro. I Know For a Fact His Wife’s Pussy Gets Wet.

The following was opinion essay was written in sum and in part by the editorial board of The Political Garbage Chute. That happens to be just one person -- the author of this piece and most every other (probably shitt)...

Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay?

Dear Brett Kavanaugh, Ben Shapiro just wants to see your dick, okay? For the good of the country, sure, but really for the good of Ben's own shaky nerves. You see, Mr. Ben doesn't think it's possible that you could...

Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”

HELL -- Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning about statements made by right-wing media personality Ben Shapiro at an anti-abortion rights rally in Washington, D.C. yesterday. During his speech before other anti-choice activists, Shapiro turned heads...
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46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram

Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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