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The Political Garbage Chute

House Republicans Draft Articles of Un-peachment Against Hillary Clinton

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The Republicans defeated Hillary Clinton in last year's election, but don't tell that to them. They're busy pretending she's president.
The Political Garbage Chute

Ted Cruz: U.S. Calls ‘Dibs’ on Mars’ Water Supply, Will Charge Rest of Galaxy For Access

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Scientists have found the first evidence of liquid water on Mars, and Senator Ted Cruz calls "finders/keepers."
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Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit

Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) already has a healthy spate of investigations he's planning to conduct as chairman of the...
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