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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Ben Carson Compares Cleaning Up After Thanksgiving to Slavery

Ben Carson got out of helping his wife clean up after Thanksgiving dinner with a very common (for him) argument.
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Who Said It: Ben Carson or A Box Of Rocks?

Can you guess whether Dr. Ben Carson or a Box of Rocks said each of these 7 things?
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GOP Worried That Morons They Courted For Eight Years Could Cost Them Election

The establishment wing of the GOP is shaking in their boots over the people who support Carson and Trump.
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Presdient Ben Carson Would Tap Herman Cain For Ambassador to Uzbekibekistanstan

If Ben Carson were to be elected next year, he already has someone in mind for a key State Department position.
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Dick Cheney Pissed His Baby Form Not Subject of Republican Infanticide Fantasies

Adult Dick Cheney wonders if you can fantasize about killing Baby Hitler, why you can't fantasize about killing Baby Dick Cheney.
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Scientists Estimate 95% Probability of Lies If Ben Carson’s Speaking

The world's leading scientific minds set out to quantify the chances of a lie coming out of Ben Carson's mouth.
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4 More Productive Things to Do With Your Life Instead of Watching the GOP Debate

Here are four things you can do with your life that are better than watching the GOP Debate.
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Politifact Staffs-Up 25 Fact Checkers Each For Fiorina, Carson Ahead of Debate

The fact checking site is making sure they have extra staff to rate the statements of Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina.
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Fuming Fiorina to Ben Carson: I’m the Liar, You’re The Dumb One!

Ben Carson just caught in a lie, and that makes the GOP's preeminent liar in the election very, very mad.
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Trans Man to Ben Carson: Dumb People in the White House Make ME Uncomfortable

Trans people make Ben Carson uncomfortable, hence his ironic discrimination.
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Carson: I May Not Be the First Black President, But I’ll Be the First Openly Stupid One

Ben Carson is stupid, and he doesn't care who knows it.
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Tons of Morons Have Wasted $10 Million Donating To Another Moron’s Presidential Campaign

Ben Carson's campaign has been raking in the donations, and thanks in no small part to special sub-set of Republican voters
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

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