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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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The Democrats

Report: Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack...
MAGA News

Trump Honors Tuskegee Airmen And Calls Obama “The Previous White House Ni**er”

"I didn't know you guys liked to fly; thought it was one of those things like swimming with you?"
The Democrats

President Obama Announces He’s Spending Thanksgiving “Not Giving A Fuck” On Pacific Island

"There’s just so much going on in the world today, and it’s nice just not giving a fuck."
The Democrats

Brief Moment Of Confusion As Obama Accidentally Checks In For Jury Duty With Kenyan ID Card

"This ID card says it's issued by the government of Kenya, sir."
MAGA News

Trump Discovers Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Under Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

"For Allah, we commit these names to the voter rolls."
Pew Pew!

Obama’s Anxiety at Peak Levels Having Not Grabbed a Single Gun All Year

"Every day I go without confiscating some law-abiding, God-fearing, ammo-hoarding, clean American patriot's gun is a day in Hell for me!"
MAGA News

Why Haven’t We Seen Paul Manafort and Barack Obama in the Same Room Together?

"It makes a lot of sense if you just forget what sense is, and go purely on your gut and heart."
MAGA News

Trump Wants Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for Trips to Mar-A-Lago

"In times of great need, sometimes we all have to sacrifice. And by 'we all' I of course mean the plebs."
Pew Pew!

Trump Blames Vegas Shooting On Obama Not Confiscating Shooter’s Guns

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Moments after addressing the nation in the wake of the largest...
Science & Medicine

Obama Offers to Loan Jade Helm Commando Unit to Texas for Harvey Cleanup and Rescue Operations

In Texas, are they so desperate for help in the cleanup and rescue efforts in the wake of Hurricane Harvey that they'd take it from Obama?
Science & Medicine

FEMA Worried Their Camps Too Overrun With Obama Prisoners to Help Harvey Victims

With Hurricane Harvey wreaking havoc, now FEMA is worried that former President Obama filled their camps with too many Republicans.
Science & Medicine

Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity

Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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