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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
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Obama Releases List of States That Have Legally Barred Him From Running Charities

SECRET COMMUNIST SHARIA BUNKER, KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama has, for the...

Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not...

President Orders DOJ to Investigate Obama For Being Better at Literally Everything Than He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is not a secret at all on the Hill that...

Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows

KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he and his wife...

Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate and Mails It to Central Park 5

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The issue of whether or not President Donald J. Trump is...

President Promises TrumpCare Will Cover ‘Non-Existing Conditions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Though it's still more than a year and a half away,...

Man Files Freedom of Information Request for Donald Trump’s ‘Human Birth Certificate’

SAN NARANJA, CALIFORNIA -- A man in California has filed a request under the...

Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

SHARIA VOODOO LABORATORY, SOROS BUNKER #1 -- In a truly unforeseen turn of events,...

Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In recent days, President Donald Trump has renewed his attacks on...

Meadows Says He’ll Grill Mueller About Obama’s Tan Suit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of President Trump's most loyal and strident allies in the...

Obama Thinks Deep Down Trump is Jealous of His Much Bigger Twitter Follower Count

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not really a big secret on the Hill that President...

Joe Biden Offers to Just Push His Old Desk Chair to the White House Next November

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, former Vice-President Joe Biden threw his hat into the ring,...

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...