President Trump Wants Nuclear and Presidential Luggage Codes Be Changed to 1-2-3-4-5
Donald Trump wants simpler nuclear and luggage codes. […]
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Trump Asks Civil Rights Museum Tour Guide For His Long Form Birth Certificate
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI — While touring the Mississippi Civil Rights Museum this morning, President Donald Trump halted the tour long enough to demand the tour guide, an African American, show their long form birth certificate to […]
Report: Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate
A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. — Secretly recorded meetings between former President Barack Obama, his wife/transgender beard and Satan worshiping, deep fried food hating wife, Michelle, former Secretary Hillary Clinton, the disembodied ghost of […]
Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him
“There are at least 63 million turkeys to choose from in this country.” […]
Brief Moment Of Confusion As Obama Accidentally Checks In For Jury Duty With Kenyan ID Card
“This ID card says it’s issued by the government of Kenya, sir.” […]
Trump Orders Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Obama Pardoned
“I don’t want to waste pardons on people who aren’t related to me.” […]
Sad Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months
“It was like the worst case of blue balls, Fam.” […]
Trump to Use Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for His Trips to Mar-A-Lago During the Winter
“In times of great need, sometimes we all have to sacrifice. And by ‘we all’ I of course mean the plebs.” […]
Trump Blames Vegas Shooting On Obama Not Confiscating Shooter’s Guns
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Moments after addressing the nation in the wake of the largest mass shooting in American history, President Donald Trump told the press pool back in the Oval Office he puts “a bigly […]
Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents
Alleged talented musician Ted Nugent knows a thing or two about criticizing presidents he disagrees with, but he always does it with respect. […]